Short But Sweet...

Living on Uni campus is like living on a f'ing council estate!! 


WHY do people feel the need to walk about singing at the top of their voices when drunk? Seriously? Oh I'm SO much fun, I've been drinking, look at me stumbling about in heels I can't walk in & the top I'm wearing as a dress 0.o


Don't get me wrong, I love a good night out, but putting up with this shit every night (literally) and even at like 5 or 6am is just plain ridiculous. 


I am also fed up with the dodgy guys who pull up in their cars, and sit there with either the engine running or shitty chav music playing so loud you can feel it vibrating in your chest. I shouldn't have to put up with this, I don't like the crap they listen to!! Speaking of which, I had N-Dubz stuck in my head for the majority of my shift today. Now I don't know where that came from, but it better not happen again :/ They are plain awful & don't even class as musicians in my mind. It's just some random slag who thinks she has talent, much like Cher Lloyd actually...


So anyway. Nights out. Another thing that gets me is those who advertise the fact they're going out on Facebook like no-one else does it. Granted, it is mainly the underage ones who do this but c'mon. "Oh look at me I'm 15/16, but if I get my tits out and cake my face in make-up I can get served in the shitty, dirty pubs that all the people who are actually old enough to go out on the piss don't wanna go in." Yeah love, let's set something straight, the reason you're getting served in these pubs is either one of the/a combination of the below;
a) the owner/ barmen there are perverts
b) the pub is so crap, they'll take any custom they can get
c) the pub is so crap, it really doesn't care about whether it's customers are old enough or not


So before you go 'showing off' about your wonderful night out, maybe try getting in somewhere decent where they have bouncers and it's a decent place to go? Let's face it, if a group of girls walk into a pub wearing heels/ dresses/ tonne of make-up, proper dolled up, the people working there are gonna know you're not old enough to go out if you have to make that much effort to just go to the pub. 


And if you are having soooo much fun on a night out, and "getting on it" big time, don't sit on facebook?! No-one actually cares. No-one wants to know how much fun you're having, no-one wants to see the crappy mobile uploads taken in a scabby pub toilet & definitely no-one wants the "apmheue difh';['unrso jdifndh@s jshdbd dhdbd!" statuses, (i.e "I'm so drunk I can't type properly, yet I can get my phone, connect to the interent, load facebook, click in the status box, write a status & update it") Seriously. And don't get me started on the whole "Oh I'm so hungover, what did I do last night?! I'm so fun I can't remember a thing." Bloody attention seekers...


And aside from the fact that if you're having fun on a night out you shouldn't be updating your status every 2seconds cos you're too busy having said fun, don't sit there commenting on statuses etc either. Why do it?! 


Hmm, that wasn't short. Or sweet. Better throw something positive in there....


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I am currently in love with a few things;
a) luanlegacy on youtube - this guy has to be watched to be believed! He is such a down to earth person, and his rants are the best


b) Jacket potatoes - need I say more?


c) Mangoes - mango juice, mangoes themselves, mango smoothies, mango yoghurt, mango coolies, anything with mango in is ok with me ;)


ANNNNND


The Cardleator. What a man! What a beautiful voice, such a deserving winner <3333 And I used to be against the media-whore culture of the X-Factor, but that'a another story...